While the picture above concerns my personal problems with Google this is actually much bigger than the first Googlegate.
Here is the story.
I have long suspected that YouTube was manipulatiog my pagecounts. And today I caught them.
It started innocently enough. I have a Perpetual Motion Machine that I am sure works but I don’t have enough money to build a working prototype, file a patent and begin production. So, last year I started a GoFundMe campaign to raise the funds.
In trying to get attention to my GoFundMe Campaign I posted to the URL you see in the photo. Well actually that is telling the story out of sequence. First I posted to some other Perpetual Motion Machine Videos.
(Edited at 12:51 AM 6/12/2018 I just bought the domain name Savemy.life. It is one of the new domain names that Go Daddy sells. If you enter savemy.life into your browser you will be taken directly to the page in question. “For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.” If there is such a thing as perpetual motion there is such a thing as a perpetual freeze. As I write this there is proof positive of YouTube’s guilt. That is if no one ever posts another comment on the page. I don’t want to spoil the surprise so I’ll let you visit it to see for yourself. http://SaveMy.life)
Unlike most comments I treated my comment on YouTube like YouTube was somebody’s blog whom I wanted to impress with my wisdom concerning Perpetual Motion. Some of these Videos have millions of page views and thousands of comments.
What I noticed after posting was that my comment continually came up as the Top Comment even if there were 2,000 or more comments. I knew I was on to something big.
So, I tried it on a video from Eminem against whom I have long standing beef.
And it worked.
So I posted on the biggest song that I knew of, Adele’s Hello.
And there I was. Instant Top Comment.
I tried it on a few other top songs and same result. Only by now I was thinking. This is big money.
Also because of who I am and what my current living situation is like I knew that my Internet movements were being monitored.
Then came the posting that you see above. Call me Crazy if you will but I know for a fact that there I was not the 1,666 person to make a comment on that page.
Simply count the comments for yourself I don’t have to. “I already know.”
(Reggaeton Artist inside joke)
To see the whole story view the comments by most recent first.
That is all I am going to say about my case. I’ll save the rest for court.
But, and here is where this story becomes legend.
As I knew I could always achieve a Top Comment. I searched YouTube for a list of the top one hundred viewed songs of all time.
Little did I know that they publish that list every month. So I checked out the list of top music videos of all time dated June 2nd 2018. And I wrote them down.
Personally I thought that Hello by Adele would be number one. It is not. It is number 11.
When I got to number one both the number of views and the song that it was both shocked, disappointed and delighted me all at the same time.
i was shocked at the number. 5 billion views. That is more than half the number of people on Earth.
I was delighted because it was a Reggaeton Song. And I am the world’s number one Reaggeaton DJ.
I was disappointed because although the song: Dispsito is okay, it is really very mediocre in terms of Reggaeton music. Really Mediocre.
But it suddenly dawned on me. Why would the number one song be a Spanish song with twice the views of Hello by Adele. Yet only about ten songs out of the whole top 100 list be Reggaeton.
Let me jump t conclusions. YouTube is manipulating view counts on a massive scale. And a lot of it hurts me personally.
While I will get to the bottom of it For my Reggaetton fans.
The people I feel sorriest for are my Korean KPoP fans.
KPoP artists are the only artists who actually worship me with their imitation Dynamic Light Reflector balloon flipping.
There you have it. This is the biggest thing since the Kennedy Assassination.