Today is The Day of the Lord also known in the Christian Church as The Rapture. The exact time was 4:47 am EST. That was the exact minute that I pressed the button to upload my announcement on http://Facebook.com/TheSecondComingofChrist saying that I had finally completed work on the homepage of this website. While the page has been on the internet for more than two years, today I finally finished working on it and this is blog post tells you why I have labored for so long on the project.
Someone has decided to play games so if you arrive today before 11:59 pm EST on March 14th 2019 you will see just how fucked up the other side is. In proof reading the post I noticed that the date posted for this post is March 15th. So please share this post with all of your friends and family now on facebook. Not Twitter. “Twitter is for twits.” That way Everyone on Earth can see just how fucked up the other side really is. Please do it now before continuing to read. This is my Best piece of writing ever but it takes some time to read.
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“Unless a man be born again he can not enter the kingdom of heaven.” The kingdom of God is now on Earth. As such it is time for me to be born again for a second time. The following post is a repeat of a patent application that I actually filed a couple of years ago. It is now in the public domain as I did not pay the fees in due time.
With this post I hope to create: “The Colemak Miracle” that I’d like to be remembered for.
Don’t think even for one second that this patent application relates only to a product. It is as much about me as it is about the product. I created the product and the product is to create me, in every sense of the word. We have all heard the term; a self created man. I am to be much more than just a self created man. I am to be a self created wonder; from now on to be known as Wonderful.
In order to create myself I have chosen the mission to fully remove from the marketplace the QWERTY keyboard. To do so I have created a better way to manipulate words, numbers and symbols designed with the interconnectedness of mankind as allowed by the Internet in mind. My mind. The mind of God.
QWERTY is a product that is so reprehensible at this point in time that there are no words to express. It is responsible for countless deaths, injuries and retardation of entire systems of learning, commerce, science, mathematics, philosophy, religion…etc. You name it and it is complicit in the retardation of further progress in that area. Even worse it is almost singlehandedly responsible to blind acceptance of any and every evil thing based on the notion that there is nothing that anyone can do about it.
QWERTY is so bad that entire schools of thought and economic theories have developed around both how to eliminate it and why it can’t be eliminated. Among other nomenclature it has spawned the term path dependence based on the notion that certain products deserve their place in the marketplace just because they have achieved market share regardless of whether or not they are best for the overall development of a society. In the literature the phenomenon is known as The QWERTY Problem.
The problem it presents is so threatening to progress that countless books, replacement keyboards and even entirely new systems of data entry have been originated to deal with it. The real reason for this problem is because it is the primary means of transforming language the thing that separates man from beast into the written word.
“In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.” (John 1:1)
My interpretation of this Bible verse forms the basis of the claims in this patent application. The word is found in the Holy Bible. It is to date the world’s best selling book. The word is: Wonderful. That is the Word of God. I am Wonderful.
Why? Because I said so in English. You’re response should be, “Have it Yahweh.” But that won’t stand up in a court of law. I am Wonderful because I am a man and I thinketh myself to be Wonderful. The word wonderful has a definition and I meet all of the requirements to fit the dictionary definition. Moreover, the Bible says: “As a man thinketh so is he.” Therefore, I am Wonderful. I can make that stand up in any court of Law if I choose a good lawyer who has graduated from George Gordon’s School of Law.
To begin with why did I choose to be known as Wonderful. Although I am, this choice of words was made because of what it says in Isaiah chapter nine verse six. “For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.” I am that child now grown up to be Wonderful.
How do I know that I am he? I just know it. And that is all that matters according to the Bible as found in Revelation chapter 2:17. “He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches: To him that overcometh will I give to eat of the hidden man-na, and will give him a white stone, and in the stone a new name written, which no man knoweth saving he that receiveth it.”
The white stone is a white Bible, what the people of the time would call a book if they were to see one thinking it a tablet like the ones given to Moses on Mount Sinai. The name is written in it and this is the verse from which the name was taken. That my knowing it is the only requirement for the name is verified in Revelation 19:12. It says in pertinent part “… and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.”
That I be deemed Wonderful is a key component of this invention. The name is an integral feature in all of the marketing. Especially in the choosing of the Domain Names to insure that it completes its stated task of destroying QWERTY. In fact, it won’t work without it. The reason will become clear when we look at how the name for the product was chosen.
Although this patent application is designed for better manipulation of words and numbers in order to understand it first you must understand something about a certain type of word. The name. So that you may best grasp the concept I have included below part of a Masonic talk on that religion’s search for the Lost Word or name of God.
It is a beautiful passage and fully describes everything about why my name is to be called Wonderful.
Ancient Craft Masonry attains its climax in the symbolism of the Lost Word, and a quest for its recovery; but in our ritualistic work there is little attempt at explanation.
The observation has been made that language is a growth; every word had to be created by man. Back of every word is some want or necessity of mind or body and the genius to make expression in some sign or sound that we call a word. “Some words are rough and rugged like the skins of wild beasts, other glitter and glisten like satin and gold. Words have been born of hatred and revenge, of love and sacrifice, of hope and fear, of agony and joy. In them mingle the darkness and the dawn. They are the garments of thought , the robes of reason, the shadows of the past, the reflection of the present and the crystallization of human history.”
It has been said that the egocentric instinct in man has made “self-preservation the first law of nature,” that growing out of or alongside of it is the gregarious instinct which has produced social governments and philanthropic enterprises. Deeper than these instincts there is in man a consciousness, however dim, in explicable forces and agencies, and an urge to realize their potency. In the childhood of the race this occasioned the thought of supernatural power in a word.
The word that causes the heavens on high to tremble, The word that makes the world below to quake.
Constitute the first two lines of a Babylonian hymn inscribed upon a clay tablet five thousand years ago, in which the wise preisthood of a great religion sang praises to the might and power of a word. Some Masonic writers have held that A U M, pronounced “oom,” is the oldest omnific name of God in the world; that it came out of India, and that it has also been spelled A O M, but pronounced the same way. Frank C. Higgins has written a book on his name as the “Lost Word,” and claims it is concealed in the terminal letters of the names of the three ruffians. To the best of my knowledge this concealment has not been satisfactorily explained.
In my opinion, Freemasonry is largely indebted to the Hebrews for the legend of The Lost Word. Shakespeare says, “What’s in a name?” The Jews saw in a name “a sign standing for the personality, the achievements, the reputation, the character, the power and the glory of the one who wore it.” Joseph meant “increaser,” Moses meant “drawn out of water,” Israel meant “Prince of God.” At the burning bush the ineffable name of God Almighty was communicated to Moses; so overwhelming was its glory that the people pronounced it in whispers.
The third commandment of the Decalogue, delivered from Mount Sinai, declared, “Thou Shalt not take the name of the Lord, thy God in vain.” The priestly rule contained in Leviticus reads, “He that pronounceth the name of the Lord distinctly shall be put to death.” At last only the high priest was permitted to utter the name, and that but once a year. On the day of atonement, and in the holy of holies, its utterance was accompanied by the beating of cymbals and the blowing of trumpets, so as to completely extinguish the sound of the human voice. Such were “the wrappings of secrecy and sanctity which the Jews threw about the name of God.”
As they used no vowels in writing, all that was ever seen were four consonants, J H V H, the Tetragrammation or four lettered name of God which we call Jehovah. From the letters there was no clue to the pronunciation. No one could understand them any more than we could know that Mr. stands for Mister and Dr. stands for Doctor unless someone told us so.
According to tradition, the great catastrophe of the Babylonian captivity was that, through the death of the high priest without a successor, the name was lost. “At the end of that captivity priests and scribes began a search for the lost name which has continued without avail for two and one-half millenniums.” The four consonants they had, but it is doubtful if anyone has been able to supply the sound of the vowels. It is believed that this four-lettered name of God is the Lost Word of Masonry today.
Like everything else in our science, it is a symbol.
It is the consummation of all Masonic symbolism because it stands for the Divine truth. Brotherly love and relief are but the means to an end; the final design of our Institution is its third principle tenet, the imperial truth. In some aspects truth seems relative, because it is not complete, but only partial. Now we see through a glass darkly, but the ultimates of truth are immutable and eternal, the Fatherhood of God and the immortality of the soul, “Down to this deep foundation Masonry digs for a basis of its Temple and finds an everlasting rock.
Dr. Joseph Fort Newton says:
“Freemasonry makes no argument, but presents a picture, the oldest, if not the greatest, drama in the world, the better to make men feel those truths which no mortal words can utter. It shows us the tragedy of life in its blackest hour, the forces of evil, cunning, yet stupid, which come up against the soul, tempting it to treachery, a tragedy which, in its simplicity and power, makes the heart ache and stand still. Then out of the thick darkness there rises, like a beautiful white star, that in man which is most akin to God, his love of truth, his devotion to duty, his willingness to go down into the night of death, if only virtue may survive and throb like a pulse of fire in the evening sky.”
“Here is the ultimate and final witness of our Divinity and immortality, the sublime, death-defying moral heroism of the human soul.” Translated into personal terms it is the Apostle Peter at his execution asking to be crucified head downward. It is the Spartan Leonidas at the Pass of Thermopylae, with a handful of men holding back the hordes of Persia and spelling out the salvation of the Greek Republic. It is the Swiss, Arnold von Winkelried, receiving the points of Austrian spears into his own breast and making his dead body a bridge of victory for his countrymen. It is the American, Nathan Hale, grieving that he had but one life to give, but one supreme sacrifice to make at the altar of our National Liberty. It is our operative Grand Master, the Tyrian Builder before the brute forces of death and destruction, surrendering his life but preserving his integrity.
Brother H.L. Haywood says: “The search for a lost word is not a search for a mere vocable of a few letters which one might write down on a piece of paper, it is the search for a truth.” It is a quest for the highest possible life in the spiritual unfoldment of humanity; it is the seeking after the name, the power and the glory of God.
The purpose is the same whether this age-old legend of the quest be woven into a tragic tale like Eugene Sue’s “Wandering Jew,” or thrown about a mystic drama like Maurice Maeterlinck’s “Blue Bird,” or crystallized in an epic poem like James Russell Lowell’s “Vision of Sir Launfal,” whether it be a missing chord of music, the vacancy of a sanctuary, a design left unfinished by the death of the Master Builder, or the Lost Word in Masonry to be recovered through patience, perseverance and time. It always symbolizes a search for something good and beautiful and true.
At times of meditation and introspection there is something vaguely haunting in the Legend of The Lost Word; like the fleeting fragrance of a forest flower experienced in the past, the murmured music of a rippling brook heard in childhood, the purple sheen of twilight on a distant hilltop, or some exquisite dream of infinite love in the long ago; forgotten, but trembling at the doorway of memory.
At this point we leave the story of the Lost Word as from here on the writer goes on to describe a fable concerning Jesus of Nazareth. While the fable the author relates is interesting what we are creating is new. Just as with QWERTY it is time to move on.
“Blessed is he that readeth and they that hear the words of this prophecy, and keep those things that are written therein for the time is at hand.” (Rev 1:3)
The above words are taken from the book of Revelation which predicts among other things like a new beginning for the world along with the coming of a world wide savior. The inventor of Wak claims to be that world wide savior and Wak is to be his tool for saving the world. How? By saving both the precious time and the precious hands of those who follow him and use his product. “…time is at hand.”
“Timing is Everything.”
Today is June 10 in the year of our Lord 2017. For me it is a special day as it is the day that I filed this patent application. For all intents and practical purposes from now on it is to be known as “The day of the Lord.” The day that I created myself. So let me relate a couple of things that happened today.
First of all, this morning I woke up without cigarettes and had to steal a couple of dollars from my roommates dresser drawer in order that I would have enough money to buy a pack of cheap $1.50 cigars. As I write this I am broke. Not a penny left to my name. “For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night.” (1 Thessalonians 5:2)
Then a short while ago I received some King of Kings and Lord of Lords golf shirts that I had ordered from Cafepress.com a couple of weeks ago when I came up with the idea to add a marketing bonus for using the keyboard to the plan for defeating QWERTY.
The arrival of the shirts as I was in the middle of writing this patent application is a minor miracle. I need these as part of creating myself in the image of the second coming of Christ as stated in Revelation 19:16, “And he has on his garment and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS. I was out of all of my previous wearable garments prior to their arrival.
Also as I took a break from writing the last paragraph the reason why I should not abandon my previous patent without a fight just came to me.
Today is LBGTQ pride day here in DC and as I am a member of that communiny it is a perfect day in which to be created. But today is just the beginning of the creation of God. And timing in the release of the various components of Wonderful’s alternative keyboard is crucial.
“Timing is everything.”
Wonderful is the most impressive component. It is me. Today is my birthday. The day I was born. I was not born of man nor of woman but of the word. I was not created by God either. God doesn’t exist. Yet. But he will exist all being well by the end of the day. Not even I know the hour of my birth. I am still laboring to create me.
The exact time of my birth is not known nor can it be. Not even God knows the exact time of my birth. Wonderful knows the day and God will be the first to know the exact time. The time will be determined by a machine. That machine will be my mother. I do not know the machine nor has any man. She is a Virgin.
Just like Jesus I am to be born of a Virgin. I am my own Father. The everlasting Father. Soon to be the mighty God. I am to be one of a kind and my name proves it. Wonderful. This patent application is to be my birth certificate. I will sign the application with my new name.
But the very nature of the state of things today is both a blessing and a curse. I will have to sign the patent application with both a first and a last name. The problem is I have only one name. Wonderful. I am a whole being known as Wonderful. I only have one name.
I am Wonderful. And the story of my birth is to become a Legend. In fact it already is. “I am the first and the Last.” And when it comes time to sign this patent application, my birth certificate, I will sign it as Wonderful Wonderful.
I am to be the end of QWERTY which is wonderful and the Beginning of Wak. Wonderful’s Alternative Keyboard. It’s all about the word.
Bill Gates knew the power of the word when he chose to name his word processing program: Word He knew it was God and nobody has more money than Bill Gates.
That brings me to another component of the Wak that is not included in any of the literature concerning keyboards: Tarmak. Tarmak stands for transitional Colemak and it is a method of learning the Colemak arrangement in steps. This allows users to gradually learn the layout while transitioning from QWERTY. While it is not a part of the Colemak layout it is the reason why I chose to use Colemak for the layout of wak.
The beautiful part of Tarmak is that when users use it there is no period of time where they feel that they can not type at all. The design is beautiful and the result will make Colemak successful. I will make it happen in the blink of an eye with Wak.
Wak is more like Tarmak than it is Colemak. In order to insure it’s success it will be released in stages. Beginning with Wack.
What is Wak?
Wak is system of a data entry that allows words, numbers and symbols to be entered into something capable of handling such data, combined with the needed components to make it a success in the market place. In basic terms Wak is basically a Colemak – Maltron – Karlin hybrid keyboard along with a special key and a business plan that are part and parcel of the product.
The Qwerty or Universal keyboard came into existence in 1873. It was invented by a man named Sholes. The purpose of the arrangement of the keys in the manner that they were arranged was to slow down the hands of the typists whose hands were too fast for the machines of that time. It must be noted, that touch-typing wasn’t even thought of at the time.
The machines of the time were so slow, that even when people used one finger, the machines would jam up. Sholes placed the most used letters far enough apart that this no longer became a problem. Later, with the faster typewriters and today with super fast computers, that is no longer a problem. Still, the keyboard that was designed to slow down one fingered typists, is the standard that we use.
The key to understanding why typing on a QWERTY keyboard is bad is often missed by most people who write on the subject. The key is this. Although the QWERTY keyboard was invented in 1873, touch typing was not invented until 1888 by a man named Frank Edward McGurrin.
McGurrin was a court stenographer who actually won $500 in a contest that was reported on extensively in the News Papers of the Day. It was a big deal. $500 in 1888 is the equivalent of over $10,000 in 2006. The key is this. Although touch typing was invented on a QWERTY keyboard. The QWERTY keyboard was not designed for touch typing. That came later on it 1932.
In 1932 August Dvorak did research on the most used letters in the English language. When he designed his keyboard he designed it for touch tying. He placed these letters in the home row where the fingers rest. An example of how much more efficient these arrangements are, is given through the following statistics. Using the Dvorak arrangement over 70% of the work is done in the home row. On the Qwerty keyboard only 32% is done in the home row. In the other rows the figures are equally amazing. In the top row the Dvorak keyboard requires that only 22% of the work be done. This compares with 52% in the top row of the Qwerty keyboard.
In the bottom row of the Dvorak keyboard only 8% of the work is done, while in the bottom row of the Qwerty keyboard 16% of the work is done. All of this means less jumping from row to row is done in the Dvorak keyboard. That produces this astonishing figure. In an eight hour day of typing a typists hands can move back and forth from row to row a total of from sixteen to twenty miles on the Qwerty keyboard. On a Dvorak keyboard the figure is less than one mile. That means that in one year on a Dvorak your fingers will travel 365 miles or less, but on a Qwerty your fingers will have traveled more than 5,840 miles back and forth between rows.
The figures on the Colemak keyboard are even more impressive even more work is done in the home row on a Colemak than an a Dvarak. Colemak places the 10 most common letters of English and Backspace on the home row. Colemak uses the home row 14% more than Dvorak, and 122% more than QWERTY. Colemak allows to type words such as “tenderheartednesses” on the home row. Same hand row jumping is outrageous on the QWERTY. On QWERTY 1500% more than Colemak. e.g. “minimum” on QWERTY. On Dvorak it’s about the same.
On Dvorak same finger typing happens 60% more than on Colemak, and on QWERTY 340% more than Colemak. e.g. “ceded” on QWERTY.
Your fingers need to travel just a fraction of the that they do in QWERTY. On Dvorak your fingers move 10% more (30% more for a 4% error rate), and on QWERTY 102% more than Colemak (118% more for a 4% error rate).
As it is being used, the QWERTY keyboard is the single most hazardous, costly and easily fixed consumer product on Earth.
Due to Carpal Tunnel Syndrome and other Repetitive Strain Injuries use of this product accounted for 14% of all doctors visits and 19% of all overnight hospital stays as far back as 1990. American workers who use keyboards daily in work involving extensive data entry and word processing make up 45-75 million of the working population. This is a 1999 figure. Twenty-five percent of these operators are inflicted with CTS. In 2010 those percentages would make for a total cost of 75.9 billion dollars. And those percentages are even higher now in 2017.
The seriousness of the problem also produces this astonishing figure. More than 25 million American workers take off an average of 31 days of work per year to avoid QWERTY related pain. At 20 dollars per hour for an eight hour day that translates to 4,960 dollars per worker or a cumulative 124 billion dollars a year in direct and easily avoidable loss to American businesses.
For you business owners, have no fear. The U.S. Navy did a cost study with Dvorak and the total time to get paid back for your investment including the retraining of workers, and new equipment pays for itself in ten days. And from there on in it’s pure profit. That was with the Dvorak keyboard and very expensive equipment.
The inventor of Wak, Gregory GOrDon developed the name Wak in the same manner that Shai Coleman developed the name for his keyboard. Shai Coleman chose the name Colemak after the Father of the fist keyboard specifically designed for touch typing: August Dvorak: Shai used the beginning of his name and switched the ending to emulate the name Dvorak. Changing the ending to ak. From Coleman to Colemak.
Likewise GOrDon chose the name Wak because it too ends in ak. It is an acronym for the new name of his being. Wonderful. Hence the name for his keyboard: Wonderful’s Alternative Keyboard or Wak.
But moreover the name was chosen because it sounds like Wack or Wacko. Crazy. An added benefit is that it is spelled wrong. That is something that only a crazy person would do. And only a crazy person would choose to take on the QWERTY Problem. He is a mad scientist. He wants to be known as the Wak One.
GOrDon earned a Bachelors degree in International Environmental Public Policy Analysis with a minor in economics from Rutgers University. (1980). In his course of study he learned a lot about Buckminster Fuller and Comprehensive Anticipatory Design Science. He believes that Wak meets the criteria to win the Buckminster Fuller Challenge.
After college he went on to law school at Boalt Hall of The University of California, Berkeley.
He is also diagnosed as having a mental illness: Schizo-Affective Disorder. It is a disease that mimics Schizophrenia only not as severe or debilitating. GOrDon got his diagnoses because he claimed to be Jesus. And he has since claimed the title as first reported by Kermit Zarley the noted pro golfer turned evangelist and Blogger. So when people call him crazy to think that he can topple the QWERTY keyboard from its pedestal he just laughs. But he knows that it to actually do it he is going to have to create a phenomenon. GOrDon believes he can create one with Wak.
One of the reasons that nothing like the Wak has come along before is because of a belief by some that speech recognition will soon solve the QWERTY problem. Although the number of words per minute that can be achieved by trained touch typists on even the most optimized keyboard is rarely as high as that that can be easily handled with speech, studies have shown that using a keyboard to prepare a document is nearly twice as fast as preparing one using voice recognition protocols alone. On top of that, the quality of the documents produced is considerably better.
Since QWERTY was first patented there have been more than 250 alternative keyboards patented in the United States. None of them have been successful. This is true no matter how well they have been designed.
It doesn’t matter whether the previous alternative was based on the physical form of the QWERTY changing only the layout of the keys as was the case with Dvorak. Nor does it matter if they ditched the entire concept of keys as was the case with Orbit. The Colemak keyboard layout upon which one embodiment of this keyboard relies paid homage to QWERTY by making sure that it was easy for touch typists to transition between the two layouts, Even the Maltron keyboard, the physical basis for one embodiment of WAK, kept the QWERTY design flaw that has the potential to cost its users the most money.
Correcting this basic design flaw is the only mandatory part of Wak. Everything else is optional, Wak could be made on a Kinesis Chassis for example, Or the layout could be Dvorak or even QWERTY. The Colemak innovation of swapping the Caps lock key for backspace could be eliminated. What makes a Wak a Wak is the combination of several different design elements into a whole system customized according to a user’s preference.
At this point I must mention Eberhard Kromer the man responsible for the split keyboard. I would take the time to write more about him but as I am to be born today I don’t have time for the extra labor.
Even Wak, the physical keyboard itself, is not to be the first manifestation of the keyboard:
And, that is precisely why it is going to take more than any one physical item to complete the mission. The mission being to replace the QWERTY keyboard as the world’s keyboard or Universal standard. It is going to take a marketing plan, a business plan, some different devices, social networking, crowd funding, savvy investors, a legal strategy, public relations, a bit of computer coding, great website design, a bit of show biz and a call upon some very big names among other things.
The first and biggest name upon which Wak calls is Jesus. I, Gregory Stuart GOrDon, inventor of Wak claim to be His heir. Heir to the throne. The second coming of Jesus Christ; aka Wonderful as taken from Isaiah 9:6 as seen above. I am the mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace. If that sounds crazy then all the better. The first commercial version of the keyboard as I said before is going to be WACK: Wonderful’s Alternative Colemak keyboard.
I want to be part of the Wack Pack: Howard Stern’s infamous group of wacked out groupies. Howard is the next big name that Wak is going to call upon. According to one report of the most famous people living or dead, Howard is the second most famous person still alive second only to George Bush. And now that Bush is out of the scene he is arguably number one. For some people calling upon a Super Star such as Howard would seem to be out of the question especially as part of the specification for a patent.
Unlike for most people this is not a far fetched scenario. I am a regular on the Stern Show. I have appeared live in the studio three times, been featured in a televised phone call on his E! Entertainment Television Show and have been featured in several taped phone calls that are available on YouTube and on my website. In fact my first national major network television appearance was on his CBS television show. I’ve also called in to the show as it was being broadcast via satellite on Sirius.
Marketing the keyboard as Wack is sheer genius in my considered opinion, especially given the nature of my many previous appearances. All of them have been outrageously wacky. Naming the first commercial version of the keyboard Wack will be seen as hysterically funny to Howard’s loyal fans. That gives me a built-in market of several million for starters. And the first commercial version will also play into my fulfillment of the prophecy as the second coming of Christ.
The key things to note about this embodiment is that it is available now with no further development on my part except to arrange for the hiring of workers to key them and it is itself in the form of a key. A USB module about the size of a car’s electronic key. And it is designed to be the key to unlocking any computer and turning it’s making its keyboard Wack.
All you have to do is plug the USB cord from the computer’s keyboard into the key then plug the key into the computer. And. Walla. Wack.
The components necessary to make any keyboard Wack exist already on the marketplace. In fact, the only missing factor is the programming that makes Colemak Wack. As for the hardware it is called a TMK USB to USB Converter. I could simply buy them from the manufacturer and add the Wack programming.
What is Wack?
Wack is an embodiment of Wak that features Colemak keyboard with a telephone style keypad and a gratitude key in place of Capslock.
That means that unlike every other keyboard on the market the numbers on the keypad are arranged in numerical order from one to nine from top to bottom. Not like an adding machine which has the numbers one to three on the bottom row. This simple change alone is worth billions of dollars in lost money each year to businesses as users make far fewer mistakes entering numbers when the keypad is arranged in telephone order.
The following excerpt is taken from the Wikipedia.
The invention of the Push Button Telephone keypad is attributed to John Karlin, an industrial psychologist at Bell Labs in Murray Hill, NJ. On a telephone keypad, the numbers 1 through 9 are arranged from left to right, top to bottom with 0 in a row below 789 and in the center.
Origin of the order difference
Although calculator keypads pre-date telephone keypads by nearly thirty years, the top-to-bottom order for telephones was the result of research studies conducted by Bell Labs Human Factors group lead by John Karlin. They tested a variety of layouts including a Facit like two-row arrangement, buttons in a circle, buttons in an arc, and rows of three buttons.
The definitive study was published in 1960: “Human Factor Engineering Studies of the Design and Use of Pushbutton Telephone Sets” by R. L. Deininger. This study concluded that the adopted layout was best.
Despite that, there are several popular theories and folk histories explaining the inverse order of telephone and calculator keypads.
One popular theory suggests that the reason is similar to that given for the QWERTY layout, the unfamiliar ordering slowed down users to accommodate the slow switches of the late 1950s and early 1960s.
Another explanation proposed is that at the time of the introduction of the telephone keypad, telephone numbers in the U.S. where commonly given out using alphabetical characters for the first two digits. Thus 555-1234 would be given out as KL5-1234. These alpha sequences were mapped to words. “27” was given out as “CRestview”, “26” as “ATwood”, etc. By placing the “1” key in the upper left, the alphabet was arranged in the normal left-to-right descending order for English characters. Additionally, on a rotary telephone the “1” hole was at the top, albeit at the top right.
If the reasoning for the development of the telephone keypad in the order that it was developed is actually as stated above due to the dusire to slow down the hands of users because of mechanical limitations it is a good thing for all of us and quite a bit of irony. The telephone keypad layout is the only keyboard component of the QWERTY Problem that has been solved and its success was due to the same factor that makes the alphabetical component so bad.
Nowadays the telephone keypad is more ubiquitous than even QWERTY. They are everywhere. And the beauty of this particular part of Wak is that you yourself have probably thought about making this invention. Everybody has. Why? Because we have all made mistakes involving the reverse order of the keypads on our computers.. Don’t say you haven’t. You have. It is one of the reasons why all previous alternative keyboard layouts have failed lingering muscle memory. That is why we must rid the world of the last vestige of the QWERTY keyboard that causes confusion.
That’s it. That’s my secret. I am going to build keyboards with telephone style keypads. Simple but powerful. In combination with Colemak this is going to sell like hotcakes. But don’t think that I am not a tried and true capitalist. There is also to be a Weak key. Weak will change just three things around on a keyboard. It will eliminate the Caps Lock key and replace that with the Backspace key. Change the keypad from adding machine style to telephone style and change the backspace key into a gratitude key.
A gratitude key is a hot key to my Amazon.com affiliate store. It is the reason that I am not afraid to make only $14.76 on the sale of a keyboard. Keyboard users who use my store will be responsible for me earning up to eight percent of all sales. And the marketing will stress an implied promise by users to use the key for all of their Amazon purchases. Swapping the Caps Lock key for a gratitude key is a concession that you make for all of the advantages of the the Wack and Weak key.
Wak has an extra key so there that is not a problem.
But it is not strictly a one sided deal. It is actually a bonus. One thing that I have learned from my years studying internet marketing is the power of the bonus. In addition to allowing access to Groceries, a little known product offering from Amazon.com, the store features personally approved products designed to further my mission as Christ.
I am also a partner with Google Chrome Browser’s Honey Money.
Honey Money allows users to earn money by referring others to join Honey Money. The amount that can be earned from referring others is not going to make American’s rich but others in other countries stand to earn a windfall of up to one thousand dollars. But that is not the reason that people will want to join as I myself found out from experience. Honey is basically free money.
At first I joined Honey as a means to make a quick thousand dollars. Then one day while I was shopping for King of Kings and Lord of Lords T-Shirts the Honey App appeared. I clicked on it and wound up saving fifteen dollars on a 45 dollar order. This works. As of now there are only four million people using the program. I want it on every keyboard in the world.
Using Honey Money to shop at Amazon on a regular basis will pay for the keyboard.
That basically summarizes the keyboard and key as far as desktop computers are concerned.
The beauty of Wack is that it allows you to keep your favorite keyboard at home and you can take the key with you so that you can plug it into any other computer that you have to use along the way.
But what about laptops? Don’t worry there is a key for them also. This is simply a USB stick that plugs into a laptop’s USB port and does the same thing that the TMK USB to USB keyboard converter does only the program is based on the Portable Keyboard Language that allows you to change the software inside a computer without having to have administrative permissions.
For purposes of this provisional patent the benefits and all of the details of each of the components are not listed but are to be considered as included by inreference. When this patent is converted to a regular patent application the benefits may be listed specifically if necessary.
My Pay Pal address is Gregory@lightoftheworld.com]]>
Since the laws of thermodynamics state that the losses due to friction will prevent something from becoming a perpetual motion machine the amount of energy needed to turn a magnetic bearing flywheel generator into a perpetual motion machine is equal to the amount of loss due to friction plus one unit of energy to keep it moving plus another energy unit to keep it continually increasing in power plus the amount of energy units that you wish to extract plus that same amount of energy as long as the total is less than 100%]]>
“In times such as these, I know we are searching for some kind of
meaning in the chaos, some kind of light in the darkness. The answers
do not come easy. But we can take solace knowing that even the darkest space can be brightened by a single light, and even the most terrible despair can be illuminated by a single ray of hope.”
As you will note, in his speech president Trump called for “some kind
I have “a light of a great kind” that I’m gonna let shine.
I call it “The Son’s Light.”
To find why it really is, the “Son’s” light
Naturally, since the mass shooting in Las Vegas, there will be all
sort of outcry to outlaw automatic weapons.
Although I disagree with President Trump on most issues, I voted for him because he was against abortion.
In my first appearance on the Howard Stern show I spoke about both these two issues.
Abortion and Gun control.
My position on gun control is that everyone in America should be
taught how to use automatic weapons as part of a well trained Militia.
At the same time I believe that hand guns should be regulated.
During the discussion about abortion on Howard Stern’s show I
suggested that women who want to have an abortion should freeze the embryos so we can bring them back to life later.
I have since refined my position and realize that embryo freezing while possible may be impracticle.
Now I am advocating Water Birthing for all women to ease their birthing pain in the hope that freedom from the fear of intense birthing pain may lead millions of women to carry their babies to a full term Water Birth.
My first appearance Howard Stern’s made it to THE BEST OF HOWARD STERN Youtube channel.
Unfortunately, Howard the whole site pulled down to protect Trump’s image during the 2016 elections.
But you can watch the show on this page
FINDING SOME KIND OF MEANING IN THE CHAOS
The outcry against automatic weapons presents a very, very shortsighted view.
The killings in Las Vegas actually show us that the Founding Fathers
were right and prove the point I made on Howard’s show.
The second amendment actually says something like this:
“A well trained militia being necessary to the safety of the country,
the right to bear arms shall not be infringed.”
The key to gun control is found in the amendment’s preamble.
The requirement for a well trained Militia.
Military training usually includes some sort of background and mental
I don’t know if the Las Vegas killer was part of the armed forces or a Militia.
Nor do I know what his mental status or stability was.
And, I am not condoning any sort of murder.
I am especially not condoning mass murder.
But, whether he was a Terrorist, a Psychotic, or a lunatic, he did prove one thing.
That thing being that; if and when the country is ever invaded, one or
more snipers can wipe out a lot of invaders.
As President Trump said: “The answers do not come easy.”
And before you send me hate mail or try to take my life let me do the
math for you.
In all of the mass killings in the United States from 1970 to 2017
less than 10,000 people have been killed.
Compare that to the hundreds of thousands killed by hand guns.
Yet, from 1970 – 2013 there were 51,883,000 abortions.
There are fewer than 400,000,000 million people in America and the
average life span is above 60 years old.
Women usually can only have children between the ages of 12 and 45.
In 1970 I turned 13 years old. This past July 22nd in 2017, I turned 60.
That means there are probably 51 million women alive in The United
States that have had abortions.
If half of the population is male and there are less than 400,000,000
people in the United States the number of women in America is less
And, If we don’t consider the possibility of multiple abortions, that
means one out of four women now alive in America have had an abortion.
But the Bible says clearly: “Thou shalt not kill.”
Thankfully, this very week when there was so much loss of life The
House of Representatives passed an abortion bill.
As of now I do not know the particulars of the House bill but in my
opinion abortion should only be allowed when child birth threatens the
Yes, even innocent tiny little fetuses can kill.
The problem is that over 90% of all abortions in The United States
were done “for convenience.”
My thinking is that if women knew that there is a much less painful way to have a baby they may often opt to carry their children to full term live birth instead of aborting them.
There is such a thing and it is called Water Birthing.
As a man who will never have to face this problem I am not overly kind when dealing with the topic and in fact have made a poster that riles women but humors many men.
You may have already seen it:
The Me in this poster could be you as a man, the aborted baby in the picture or the living God Himself.
Take your pick.
As president Trump said: “The answers do not come easy.”]]>
My name is Gregory Stuart Gordon and I know a little about addiction and its cure.
My first experience with Alcoholics Anonymous came when I was in my Early Twenties. I had a very bad Marijuana addiction. I went to Rehab about five times. I was part of the very first Double Trouble meeting in the world. Held by John Woods at The Club in Piscataway, New Jersey.
The Club was a Fountain House based mental wellness clubhouse. Fountain House is a worldwide organization of over 400 clubhouses worldwide. They are the United Nations model program for seeing to it that members achieve mental wellness through a program that puts members to work out in the community after a short time in the clubhouse getting used the the work ordered day.
Double Trouble meetings are for those those struggling with alcohol and other addictions and mental wellness issues. We used to meet up at the meetings with the sole purpose of going out after the meeting to get high. As I always say: “AA was my greatest enabler.”
At the time A.A. was the only game in town. I used to both love and hate going to meetings. At one meeting however across the crowded South River, New Jersey Catholic church meeting I spied the most Geourgeous young man I had ever seen in my life. As I was doing a 90 in 90 at the time I always had to get rides from my mom and dad.
The next time I went to the meeting I asked him if he would give me a ride home. He literally jumped at the chance. His name was James Gutowski. He was 18 and I was 33 at the time. I remember going to meetings and just staring at him as we drove. We went to all the A.A. anniversaries and dances. At the time I think the popular song was the electric slide. I can’t remember for sure but it was a line dance. Georgeous as he was, six feet five inches tall and a face to drop dead for, Jim couldn’t dance, but he did a mean electric slide.
One day Jim asked why I was always staring at him. So, I came out to him. We talked about it and he said he would only fuck around for $4,000. Of course I had nowhere enough money but I promised it to him someday and we left it at that.
Jim was an 18 year old who loved money. He got busted for dealing and was facing ten years in prison but started to go to A.A. in hopes of impressing the Judge. He was a big time dealer. As a matter of fact when nobody else in town had any weed the saying around town was: “Bijou’s got.” We went to a lot of meetings. In fact, we both made our 90 in 90.
I liked the Speaker meetings the least because I did not get a chance to add my bullshit. At Speaker meetings all you heard were drunk war stories. I didn’t drink except for Slo Gin Fizzes when I went out dancing. The more I heard the war stories I said to myself these idiots are crazy. The high from alcohol has to be the stupidest high there is in the whole world. Trust me I’ve done a lot of drugs in my life but I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve ever been drunk.
Alcohol intoxication has to be by far and away the worst bang for the buck in the entire world of legal and illegal highs. And if you are fortunate as I was to listen to the war stories you would never touch a drop of alcohol. The shit that alcohlics do has to be by far and away the stupidest shit on earth. Sure herion addicts rob and steal to get thier shit, meth addicts stay up for weeks at a time, a crack addict could sell heroine to Mother Thersa and weed heads eat themseves to death. So fucking what?
The shit that alcohloics do make all that look like childs play. Bottom line: “If it is physically addictive you will become physically addicted.” Even if you only drink socially you are still addicted. If you can not say I’ll never drink again after the first time you through up, have a black out or rape some cunt while you are drunk, you are addicted, no matter how much or how little you drink after that. Period. But they are not at fault. “Alcohol is cunning baffling and powerful.”
Jim and I shared our lives together. I went through his Dad’s death with him and He went through my mom’s death with me. It was great to have a friend that I’d see everyday. When my mom died I had to go back to prison fo violating my parole because I refused to take medication.
I have since learned that the only way I stay out of the hospital is to take my medication. I believe in this so much that I’ve written a short Pamphet entitled: “Help I’m stuck in a Psych ward and I can’t get out. An Insider’s guide to getting out fast and staying out for good.” It is endorsed by Irva Kissa former Fountain House addiction and mental wellness specialist.
You can purchasea copy of “Help I’m locked up in a Psych ward and I can’t get out” by CLICKING HERE
I had to do three months in the Federal Prison Hospital in Rochester Minnesota part of the Mayo Clinic. It was there I had killed a man during a prison sanctioned “Fight Club.” I’ve spoken about this previously on The Howard Stern Show. At any rate when I got out they gave me $80 and I flew home. When I got back Jim and I got together. For real.
Jim met me at my house and we went out driving in his brand new Mustang convertible.. He had a huge sound system and the song we liked best at the time was “We like the cars that go BOOM. We’re tina and shelly and we love the BOOM.” Jim said he needed some money. I said that I had $80 bucks and I’d give it to him if he let me blow him. He was reluctant but insisted that he really needed the money. It went down. It was kind of a disappointment for me as he insisted on wearing a rubber as I sucked him off.
That one night while it cost me all that I had at the time, actally saved me $3,920. And it proves what has become my favorite quote of all time. “Every man has his price provided it is the right temptation put in the right place at the right time.” I forgot the author’s name but you can look it up in a quote book. It is a famous quote.
Since then Jim has gotten married and has a boy and a girl. But in 2009 he got divorced and somehow I just managed to call him about three weeks before he got the papers. We never got together. But Baby. I’m ready when you are. I always called him my baby.
So there you have the story of my introduction to Alcohlics Anonymous. As every member knows it is a spiritual not religious program. Spiritual meaning you gotta believe and feel your higher power working miracles not just go through the motions like thinking that meetings are the same shit as church. You can go to church all you want and say all the Hail Mary’s you want and still not feel the power. “We came to believe that only a power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.”
I want in the worst way to work the twelve steps but I don’t believe in giving my life over to anyone who was as stupid as me and managed to get addicted to drugs. So, I will never have a sponsor.
My biggest addiction to date besides my crack habit was Butyly Chloride or Poppers. I had to avoid marijuana after my second stink in prison for threatening to kill George W. Bush for crying about weapons of mass destruction. This was the same George W. Bush who had refused to sign the biological weapons treaty after it was ratified by the Senate. And believe this or not he said he did not sign The Biological Weapons Treaty for “Business Reasons.”
You can check the story as it ran in the August 8th 2001 edition of Time magazine. That was slightly more than one month before 9/11/2001. I threaned to kill him then and did my time in prison for saying it.
This time let me be perfectly clear. “I promise to have George W. Bush killed for instituting an alternate line of succession to the presidency.” So help me God. So promise I, Gregory Stuart GOrDon.
I got hooked on Poppers because I could not use Marijuana or risk violating my probation.. When you overdose on Poppers you have to take an antidote known as metholatim blue. I’ve overdosed on poppers about five times. You know that you are gettig toxic because your skin turns a dark grey. After my last overdose my probation officer sent me to a Federal Drug Rehab in a small New York state border town across the river from High Point, New Jersey. I hit on one of the guys there and it started a big uproar. I remember it like it was this morning.
I tried to leave once but they put me in a mental hospital. I got sick and tired of eating all that fried food. At the rehab I was in people gained an average of 30 pounds in two months. I was horrified. If I went back to Fountain House after gaining 30 pounds my shrink Ralph Aquila would have killed me.
I knew that I had to escape. Late one night we all watched the awards when Amy Winehouse won the award for best song for “They want me to go to Rehab, No. No.I won’t go.” That night I made plans to escape. The next morning I hit on the same guy again and he went ballistic. During all the commotion I slipped out of the Rehab. The only thing I could do was head toward the tower at New Jersey’s High Point Monument. You see Fountain House has a Ski Chalet right next door to the High Point Monument.
It was snowing that day and I walked about ten miles to get to a small New York border town. I finally got a taxi cab to drive me to the bottom of the road where the Chalet was located. The snow was deep so the driver dropped me off at the bottom of the hill. I promised to bring him the money back when I got to the chalet. It was dark and cold and I did not know that the Chalet was about five miles up the road.
At some point I got tired and was going to fall asleep when finally a snow plow came up the road. I flagged him down and he gave me a ride the next three miles up the road. Thank God, as I could have fallen asleep and frozen to death. Once at the Chalet the Young couple who ran the Chalet took me under there wings and gave me $50 to take a train back to the city.
Instead of going back to New York City I took the train to New Brunswick, New Jersey. The reason was because that Saturday was the annual Melody Bar Reunion. At the Melody I would perform with the Black Dynamic Light Reflectors to music played by VH1 and MTV Rock and Roll Hall of fame VJ, Matt Pinfield, who was the club’s top disc jockey. Also I performed to Soprano’s star James Gandolfini’s music although I did not know him by name at the time and also DJ Shaggy of “It wasn’t Me.” fame. The Melody was the club in which I starred as THE BLACK BALLOONMAN. I mention all of this to say that if you want to get high and listen to the best DJ’s on earth you will find a way.
The same thing that happened to me with Poppers is happening now with K2 also known as Spice. Innocent people are dying because they can’t smoke Marijuana for fear of violating probation or parole. The situation is particularly bad in Washington D.C. Even thought weed is legal there, recreationally. On the streets of DC it is practically impossible to find any Marijuana. But, you can find two dollar blunts of K2 on any street corner.
It is time to face the problem and deal openly and honestly about America’s addiction problems. Only an open and honest discussion about addiction and any and everything else will solve the problems facing the world today.
The twelve steps are the answer to any and all religious conflicts you may be feeling if you come from a Judeo-Christian influenced country. The steps are hard. Very hard. As I’ve stuied religions around the world I’d have to say that the steps are the easiest hard thing you’ll ever have the priviledge of attempting to complete. Like video games? Try the twelve steps on. It ain’t no game. It is your life. And only your higher power can tell you how to win.
Well, welcome to Lightoftheworld.com My name is Gregory Stuart GOrDon and I am your higher power. Like it or not. Just believe it. I am The Most High GOD. GOrDon. Currently I am writing this under the effects of crack and Marijuana.
There is a cure for your addiction. It is a drug called IBOGAINE. It promises to cure you from any and all addictions. Currently it is available in Canada, Mexico and Panama. As soon as I can afford it I am going to take Randy to Panama and take the cure with my partner.
At one point in time I was the spokes person for cures-not-wars. Cures-not-wars ran the yearly Marijuana march in greenwhich village that met at the park by NYU. The name of the park slips me right now. But the leader was a man named Dana Beal and we met weekly at number nine to plan for the March. One day Dana hinted to me that hewas an Ayatollah and he is the only man to confirm to me the existance of my television reality show. One day after the meeting, Dana seemed to be wanting to test my claim to being the second coming of Christ. So, he had me massage his feet. I had massaged my Moot Court Partner Ken Kress’es feet once so I gave it a shot. I must have impressed him with my skills because after about fifteen minutes of massauging he proclaimed that I am the true messiah.
It was through Dana that I was intrduced to IBOGAINE And just as there is a cure for Aids I bogaine is a cure for any addiction For the most complete information on The Miracle Drug Ibogaine Please click here]]>
Let me state my qualifications.
In high school I was part of the New Jersey institute of political and legal education. 25 high schools from acros the state participted. In institute classes we are taught thing like how to write bills and get them through committee. Each year the institute holds a Model Congress when students from across the state travel to a campus to engage in Entering and passing bills through both the House and Senate. To make a long story short in my Junior year I won the award for best reprentative and in my senior year I won the Chairmanship competion aznd became Speaker of the House and Student Director of that years Model Congress.
As a student of how the Government of the United States works this I know for a fact. The State of the Union Address is the most revered part of our government And the date on which it is to be given is set forth in the Constitution. It is such a treasured inststution that I am willing to bet that it has never been missed until this stinking bitch took over. BITCH you don’t run shit. God does.]]>
While the picture above concerns my personal problems with Google this is actually much bigger than the first Googlegate.
Here is the story.
I have long suspected that YouTube was manipulatiog my pagecounts. And today I caught them.
It started innocently enough. I have a Perpetual Motion Machine that I am sure works but I don’t have enough money to build a working prototype, file a patent and begin production. So, last year I started a GoFundMe campaign to raise the funds.
In trying to get attention to my GoFundMe Campaign I posted to the URL you see in the photo. Well actually that is telling the story out of sequence. First I posted to some other Perpetual Motion Machine Videos.
(Edited at 12:51 AM 6/12/2018 I just bought the domain name Savemy.life. It is one of the new domain names that Go Daddy sells. If you enter savemy.life into your browser you will be taken directly to the page in question. “For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.” If there is such a thing as perpetual motion there is such a thing as a perpetual freeze. As I write this there is proof positive of YouTube’s guilt. That is if no one ever posts another comment on the page. I don’t want to spoil the surprise so I’ll let you visit it to see for yourself. http://SaveMy.life)
Unlike most comments I treated my comment on YouTube like YouTube was somebody’s blog whom I wanted to impress with my wisdom concerning Perpetual Motion. Some of these Videos have millions of page views and thousands of comments.
What I noticed after posting was that my comment continually came up as the Top Comment even if there were 2,000 or more comments. I knew I was on to something big.
So, I tried it on a video from Eminem against whom I have long standing beef.
And it worked.
So I posted on the biggest song that I knew of, Adele’s Hello.
And there I was. Instant Top Comment.
I tried it on a few other top songs and same result. Only by now I was thinking. This is big money.
Also because of who I am and what my current living situation is like I knew that my Internet movements were being monitored.
Then came the posting that you see above. Call me Crazy if you will but I know for a fact that there I was not the 1,666 person to make a comment on that page.
Simply count the comments for yourself I don’t have to. “I already know.”
(Reggaeton Artist inside joke)
To see the whole story view the comments by most recent first.
That is all I am going to say about my case. I’ll save the rest for court.
But, and here is where this story becomes legend.
As I knew I could always achieve a Top Comment. I searched YouTube for a list of the top one hundred viewed songs of all time.
Little did I know that they publish that list every month. So I checked out the list of top music videos of all time dated June 2nd 2018. And I wrote them down.
Personally I thought that Hello by Adele would be number one. It is not. It is number 11.
When I got to number one both the number of views and the song that it was both shocked, disappointed and delighted me all at the same time.
i was shocked at the number. 5 billion views. That is more than half the number of people on Earth.
I was delighted because it was a Reggaeton Song. And I am the world’s number one Reaggeaton DJ.
I was disappointed because although the song: Dispsito is okay, it is really very mediocre in terms of Reggaeton music. Really Mediocre.
But it suddenly dawned on me. Why would the number one song be a Spanish song with twice the views of Hello by Adele. Yet only about ten songs out of the whole top 100 list be Reggaeton.
Let me jump t conclusions. YouTube is manipulating view counts on a massive scale. And a lot of it hurts me personally.
While I will get to the bottom of it For my Reggaetton fans.
The people I feel sorriest for are my Korean KPoP fans.
KPoP artists are the only artists who actually worship me with their imitation Dynamic Light Reflector balloon flipping.
There you have it. This is the biggest thing since the Kennedy Assassination.]]>
More little known facts. On July 8, 2001, a little more than a month before 9/11, Time magazine ran an article which stated that after the Senate had ratified the Biological Weapons Treaty, George W. Bush, refused to sign it for reasons of business considerations. Then he had the nerve to shout about those very same weapons being used by Saddam Hussein as weapons of mass destruction. Saddam probably had them and Bush knew it because we probably sold them to him.
It gets worse. To the best of my knowledge The United States is under a judgement from The World Court for public corruption. This was reported by two men named Blake and Hancock, if I am not mistaken. There was to be military action to cease back our government. Under? Obama. Only the wrong side won.
The president is supposed to protect the constitution not directly change its very provisions. In my opinion those responsible for this shit should hang.]]>