Black eyed Peas and Pasta. (Generic Term) Invented By a Black Muslim Woman from the Capital of the Melting Pot of America

All my life I have hated beans. The only beans worth eating to my estimation until I tried this dish were Pork and Beans with Hot Dogs. Karen, one of the staff at Superior Services here in Washington DC made some chili and Tri-colored pasta one night for us and my rocked my world. It was beyond delicious. The minute I saw it I was startled. I have had chili and rice a million times and it’s okay. But this was something else.

The moment I tasted it I knew that she had stumbled onto something. How do I describe it? It’s like candy. Protein enriched stomach filling warm candy. I guess everyone but me knew that beans are sweet. I guess I knew it too as Pork and beans are sweet. Get rid of the rice. And live. I mean really live.

Everyone at the table liked it, including Lori. Which in and of itself is a major miracle.

We all knew that we had just been introduced to a world changing idea. Beans and Pasta. Any beans and any pasta. It doesn’t matter. Just add a little sugar to the beans and you’ve got it made.

It has become a staple of the house. We even tried Black Eyed Peas and Curly Noodles. I ate it. And I loved it. Go figure.

You really can’t mess it up. I’ve had beans with Ramen Noodles that tasted great.

Tonight as I was eating my mixed vegetables, (they were sweet) I thought to myself that I wouldn’t mind these vegetables with some pasta. I’m telling you, you’ve got to try it. Ditch the rice. Chili and Pasta is where it’s at.

Gregory GOrDon

Garden of Eden Landscape Architectural Dwelling

Thank God for your System.

I have designed a solar powered dwelling place based on the Garden of Eden. It comes from me. The GOrDon of Enid. Mabel Enid Iona GOrDon. The landscape architecture that is the basis for the dwelling uses ground mount solar panels.


In Florida these dwellings will actually pay for their mortgages from the value of the Sunlight received and if scaled properly will pay the owners of the house up to 72,000 dollars a month for a 4 megawatt system. Naturally most people won’t be able to afford the down payment on such a system but millions of people can. And they will win big time.

For ordinary folk my basic housing design consists of two Shipping Container/Geodesic Dome units from that cost 70,000 dollars total including shipping. The design for the Landscape Architecture includes 100 kw of Solar Panels. The basic retail rate of pay from most power companies in the United States is $0.10 per kilowatt hour.

Here is the Math.

We calculate 50% of the total wattage of the units as the total amount of Sunlight available. So our 100 kw system is only worth 50 kw hrs. There are 720 hours in a 30 day month. So the maximum money making potential for our 100 kw system is $ 3,600 if we use enough electricity to warrant the FPL paying us for 36,000 kw hours of electricity use. Most average home owners won’t come anywhere near that.

This is for all the marbles.

FPL must still pay you the wholesale rate of $ 0.05 per kilowatt hour on the rest of your electricity production. And they are mandated by law to do so for up to 2 megawatts per electric utility bill account. And therein lies your salvation. That means that a $200,000 30 year fixed rate mortgage at $1,200 a month will pay for itself even at the wholesale rate with $ 600 a month to spend on whatever else you want to spend it on.

The Landscape Architectural Design for around $225,000 dollars consists of 20 5kw Solar Panel Ground Mount Systems that I imagine we can get for at most $7,000 apiece. That makes for a subtotal of $140,000 dollars.

We need an all around privacy fence to enclose the garden and make sure that it is an architectural structure unto itself as one whole unit. Although within the garden there are several structures the entire property exists as one unit within the Privacy Fence. We will alot 20,000 for fencing. The rest goes to the structure or structures of your choice.

Our offering includes two Shipping Containers along with as many Garden Igloos as needed. You can have a dining igloo, a living room igloo, a party room igloo, a Zen Room igloo, you get the picture. And there are all types of other structures that can fit in. Remember these are designed for FLorida. There is absolutely no need for a single structure you can walk outside between structures at will and because we are within our own garden behind a privacy fence it is nobody else’s business when, where, what, how, or however you do or do not do whatever it is that you choose to do. Period.

The front of the Structure is to be a Solid Wall of the owners preferred design. It can be Wood Fencing, Plastic Fencing or an all out brick and Mortar Wall. Add a main entrance gate and driveway gate or gates and the facade of our structure is complete. To save money the remaining three sides should be 6 – 8 ft high chain link fencing with a privacy curtain attached to it. I must once again emphasize the private nature of our garden and the need for the privacy fencing. IT IS A MUST TO INSURE THE SANCTITY OF THE STRUCTURE.

Buckminster Fuller fans have already heard of The elusive Garden of Eden Dome that everyone wants built but no one seems capable of doing.

The Home of the Rock is that Garden of Eden Container/Dome Home.

Don’t worry about FPL they just earned a free extra 50 kw source of electricity that they can sell at retail or wholesale. They don’t lose anything and actually if they know how to play, fair may even help us get my Landscape Architecture Plan standardized approvals.

The Promised Housing Plan before Thanksgiving 2017

As I promised in one of my previous posts this is the post alerting you to my new Mini Mansion Housing Plan.

There really is not much that I have to say in this post. I’ve created a new web site at

Go there it explains it all.

One thing I must report here in this post however is that you have options. You can choose to support our president and country by not being a “Cheap NIGGER” or equally “Cheap Jew” and purchasing your Container Dome Combo as prescribed using the Mods International Containers and the $11,995 Solar Systems. I personally wish you would as I’ll make about $5,000 more if you are ALL AMERICAN. As for me I haven’t decided what route to go yet. I love the fact that the MODS Containers are totally complete furniture and all and that they will install for hamburgers donuts and a Benjamin each of the installation crew. (Benjamins are my suggestion). But, that being said, I’ve analyzed the floor plan and what it amounts to is an 8ft x 10ft bathroom. Check it out for yourself.

In a container of 300 sq ft spending 80 sq ft to shit isn’t worth it. So, personally I am going to wait to see what Sturdy Homes comes up with for a floor plan on their 40 footers. I have not seen them yet. We are in contact with Amazon acting as a mediary between us. According to them they can get the necessary red seal from HUD that will allow these units to be mortgaged as modular homes with FHA backing.

If they know what they are talking about my Trust Fund is filthy rich and you live for free on me and my research. What it means for all practical intents and purposes is that the Federal government will insure your loan. you’ll get the lowest possible interest rates and only need a 3.5% down payment.

In the meantime if you need financing by Monday click the following link now.

Tell him to visit: and together you can discuss your financing options.

If you need land and are willing to move to Port Charlotte FL. The following link contains 88 properties that were specially chosen by John Delsasso a real estate agent with whom I am working in accordance with my directions as for the area of Port Charlotte and the direction of the lots. All of these lots face south which is perfect for my design using the Solar Panels as an architectural feature of interest. These lots are also close to the Mall which is actually for all intents and purposes DownTown Port Charlotte.

Click the following link for the available lots:

Why Port Charlotte?

Port Charlotte and Punta Gorda are twin cities that share the one of if not the only undamned river remaining in the United States of America. The Peace River. Go Figure NIGGER. A river of Peace. “Peace like a river.”

Isaiah 66:12
For thus saith the Lord, Behold, I will extend peace to her like a river, and the glory of the Gentiles like a flowing stream: then shall ye suck, ye shall be borne upon her sides, and be dandled upon her knees.

That’s why Port Charlotte as far as I’m concerned. Plus you can see what they have to say about themselves.

Thank you all for your support.


By Association

Gees'es (Jesus) Christ II
I only hope that I can help. My name is Wonderful Gregory Stuart GOrDon. I am known to millions of Howard Stern fans as Geeses. What most people don’t know is that I am a Design Scientist. My area of Design is Web Site Design. I have won the Golden Web Award from The International Association of Web Masters and Designers Four time three times for best Design and once for Best Internet Portal. The year I won for Best Portal I believe that Yahoo. com was my closest competition. This year, 2017, I am entering the competition once again. As such I am pulling out all of the stops.

In August I attended a seminar about branding by association. According to what I learned people will take me more seriously because of who I know. Well I know quit a few big name entertainers personally. Until I went to the seminar I would never mention my association with any of them as I personally thought that the idea was sleazy. But after seeing how successful people like Brendon Burchard, James Malinchach, and others were becoming by simply mentioning the guys from Chicken Soup for the Soul, I decided I’d give it a try. So I pulled my own stops an began to mention some of the People I’m associated with. Names like Howard Stern, Matt Pinfield, Nicky Siano, Eminem, Truth the White Rapper and the list goes on. I had no other choice.

People are really on the verge of death in Puerto Rico. I have family there also although I don’t know who they are. I went to Puerto Rico once with “Mother” to meet them. All I remember from my trip was a cute little waterfall in the middle of nowhere.

Before becoming a Designer I was a Disc Jockey at Manny’s Den in New Brunswick NJ. My signature song was “May the Funk be with you til we meet again” In the song it mentions meeting in some secluded Den, which I took to mean Manny’s Den.

Nowadays I am no longer a “Disc Jockey” (and I’m gonna have to make up a name for it) I share internet media files.

So as you can see I have absolutely no connection that I know of with Jennifer Lopez or Mario Cuomo. But we share the love of God towards his people in Puerto Rico “The People of the Joyful Noise.”

I want to share their music with and hope that together we can make some real noise in the market place of public policy.

Please sign this petition it means a lot to me and the lives of millions hang in the balance.


For more about me and my mission visit:

Study War No More


After a week of flags and phone calls, and rather typical flare-ups in the era of Trump, some voices from the past and present sought to bring a hush to the noise. Two former presidents, from much different background and persuasions, urged a path forward that drew on the best American traditions. The Bush and Obama visions seemed somehow aligned with lessons on how to not just be a president, but how to be an American. Enter Gen. John Kelly, the White House chief of staff and a Gold Star father, with a riveting brief speech on service and sacrifice. “I just thought the selfless devotion that brings a man or woman to die in the battlefield, I thought that might be sacred,” Kelly said. It’s selective hearing, if not downright disingenuous, for Kelly to be outraged by others’ behavior and not that of his own boss. Much of the uproar this week wasn’t about what President Donald Trump originally said to the Gold Star family of a soldier killed in an ambush in Niger, but that he compared his reaction to his predecessors’, and that he couldn’t let the family or its congresswoman have the last word. But the lesson about what matters should remain. Whether it’s Kelly, or Barack Obama urging an end to the “politics of division,” or George W. Bush advising to “remember our values,” the lessons stand for those across the political spectrum – starting with the current president himself.

Brothers do I ever know how you feel. I too am guilty of firing first and asking questions later. But whatever you think of Trump at least he’s a man. A real man. Personally I can’t stand his politics. But that’s Okay. He’s a man. He’s not a politician. He may or may not be Racist. I could care less. Just as the Niggers who won’t stand up for the American Flag have a right to express their opinion so does he. I was thinking about writing this piece in regards my own situation. Then thought better of it.

I have a personal beef with Eminem. It is so personal that only he and the artists who have songs on one of my Pandora Stations even know about it. My initial inclination was to call Em out publicly. I think he is the greatest rapper on the planet. But he violated me. I’m not going to get into it very much. Suffice it to say this. His music sucks when it’s not being produced by Dre. His music has no place with the greats. That’s all I’m going to say. I’m going to let you listen instead.

I will provide the evidence


“When life gives you lemons make lemonade.” Instead of continuing our “beef” I decided to turn everything around. My other white rapper friend Micheal Fasulo was the one who worked it out for all of us. In fact he worked it out for the entire world. Mike, you guys know him as “Truth,” is a struggling artist. He’s a lot better than Eminem ever was or could ever hope to be, but he lacks direction. I try to help but I’m ambivalent towards him. To make a living Mike sells Dick. I’m a buyer. But when I fell in love he revolted. This one night it was time for him to get out of my residence because all visitors have to leave at 12:00 AM so I went to get him and his woman out of my bed. He went ballistic and started beating on me. I vowed to never deal with him again.

That was ten years ago. Since then we have made up and I even call him my fiance. According to me we are supposed to get married when I’m 60 and he’s 29. Well, guess what, I’m 60 and he’s 29. This is our year our marriage will only be “on paper” or better said: only in code – HTML. We are never getting married for real mainly because he just doesn’t swing that way. On m end I’m in love with Randy Gibson. So that is the reason for this post.

Big as Eminem is he’s not real. He’s full of shit. Lot’s of it. Still, I love him. To be a Disco or Club DJ you’ve got to put God first. That’s why the best of the best used to listen to Nicky Siano. House Husic. The Lord’s House. “Heaven is a disco the Lord is a DJ.” But what of forgiveness and Mercy. At one time I knew the whole “Quality of Mercy” speech. I no longer remember it word for word. I am reminded to forgive those who tresspass against me as a form of insurance. What if I’m wrong about myself being the second Christ? I would certainly hope that the “real” Lord would forgive me.

While I’m pretty sure, who knows?

That brings me to my point. Is there anyone amoungst us who has not sinned? I doubt it. Mike needs a producer. And I need help in Saving Puerto Rico. My original plan for my return to DJing was to feature the ultimate dance. It would require licensed Square Dancers with a degree of Grand Right and Left or higher. The best English Caller on Earth. And my Pandora Puerto Rican Reggaeton Music as mixed by Nick Siano. With an intermittent rap battle between Mike and ‘Em. Mike is a straight racist and unlike Em not afraid to call a Spade a Spade only the word he uses is Nigger.

Stop the Violence

After processing all of these thoughts in my mind I decided that it would be in my own best interest to feature Eminem on my Rapture page. He’s that Good. Best of all time. Maybe Ever. But I know Mike. He’s my man. Like the Bible says where the Carcass is the Vultures will gather. Shark Tank. Everybody and his mother wants a piece of Donald Trump. It’s gotten to the point where they are literally waking the dead to do their petty political gamesmanship. Enough is Enough.

The only reason that I even knew that Eminem had a new song was because of Mike. I don’t listen to shitty music. I’ve never heard the song and vowed that i would’t listen until Trump sends 50,000 troops to Puerto Rico. Yes, I know he calls out President Trump and throws down the gauntlet. Big Shit. It’s all entertainment. But People are Dying in Puerto Rico. Mike wants to back President Trump and I could care less either way. So, I’m going make money for my Trust Fund by using their hate. Hate is Hate. Nobody’s Hate is any better than anyone else’es. That is why the Design Science Revolution.

Finding people cheaper cars like the Elio, cheaper housing and delivered food is in the design.

Please Help Puerto Rico
Sign the Petition

Design for the completed Container Dome coming before Thanksgiving.

Hello every one. I kind of though that this website design was my best ever and now the results are in. Two hundred thousand visitors since Sunday. That is good and a lot of people are signing the petition and while it took Elio two years to reach 61,000 sign-ups they’ve added another 4,000 since Monday. I won’t know if anyone has contributed until Monday as I made a vow to myself to give it my all for at least one week before checking my stats. Hope fully I’ll be surprised by an Email saying that a least one person bought a poster.

At any rate, I,ve come up with a preliminary design for the Container Dome. It is a Do-it-yourself 16 foot high entry way atrium made of wood and sliding glass doors. It features a spiral staircase and balcony overlooking the two floor atrium. The dome sits on top and hangs off the back thereby creating a back porch. I am a designer not an architect so, I’ll have to submit the design to Yitzhaq for his official approval. As soon as we’ve gone over it throughly we will sell it as an Ebook for $17.77. You can get the wood upstairs windows and spiral staircase locally but here in America you can purchase most of it through my Home Depot affiliate links.

After Vegas shootings, President Trump calls for “some kind of light.” Geeses answers with “The Son’s Light.”

Donald Trump, 45th president of The United States of America, while
sending out his thoughts and prayers to a grief stricken nation in the
wake of the worst mass shooting in United States history had the
following to say:

“In times such as these, I know we are searching for some kind of
meaning in the chaos, some kind of light in the darkness. The answers
do not come easy. But we can take solace knowing that even the darkest space can be brightened by a single light, and even the most terrible despair can be illuminated by a single ray of hope.”

As you will note, in his speech president Trump called for “some kind
of light.”

I have “a light of a great kind” that I’m gonna let shine.

I call it “The Son’s Light.”

To find why it really is, the “Son’s” light

Naturally, since the mass shooting in Las Vegas, there will be all
sort of outcry to outlaw automatic weapons.

Although I disagree with President Trump on most issues, I voted for him because he was against abortion.

In my first appearance on the Howard Stern show I spoke about both these two issues.

Abortion and Gun control.

My position on gun control is that everyone in America should be
taught how to use automatic weapons as part of a well trained Militia.

At the same time I believe that hand guns should be regulated.

During the discussion about abortion on Howard Stern’s show I
suggested that women who want to have an abortion should freeze the
embryos so we can bring them back to life later.

My fist appearance Howard Stern’s made it to THE BEST OF HOWARD STERN Youtube channel.

Unfortunately, Howard to the whole site down to protect Trump during the 2016 elections.

However, I did find one copy of it.

I have included that video below for you to watch later.


The outcry against automatic weapons presents a very, very shortsighted view.

The killings in Las Vegas actually show us that the Founding Fathers
were right and prove the point I made on Howard’s show.

The second amendment actually says something like this:

“A well trained militia being necessary to the safety of the country,
the right to bear arms shall not be infringed.”

The key to gun control is found in the amendment’s preamble.

The requirement for a well trained Militia.

Military training usually includes some sort of background and mental
stability checking.

I don’t know if the Las Vegas killer was part of the armed forces or a Militia.

Nor do I know what his mental status or stability was.

And, I am not condoning any sort of murder.

I am especially not condoning mass murder.

But, whether he was a Terrorist, a Psychotic, or a lunatic, he did prove one thing.

That thing being that; if and when the country is ever invaded, one or
more snipers can wipe out a lot of invaders.

As President Trump said: “The answers do not come easy.”

And before you send me hate mail or try to take my life let me do the
math for you.

In all of the mass killings in the United States from 1970 to 2017
less than 10,000 people have been killed.

Yet, from 1970 – 2013 there were 51,883,000 abortions.

There are fewer than 400,000,000 million people in America and the
average life span is above 60 years old.

Women usually can only have children between the ages of 12 and 45.

In 1970 I turned 13 years old. This past July 22nd in 2017, I turned 60.

That means there are probably 51 million women alive in The United
States that have had abortions.

If half of the population is male and there are less than 400,000,000
people in the United States the number of women in America is less
than 200,000,000.

And, If we don’t consider the possibility of multiple abortions, that
means one out of four women now alive in America have had an abortion.

But the Bible says clearly: “Thou shalt not kill.”

Thankfully, this very week when there was so much loss of life The
House of Representatives passed an abortion bill.

As of now I do not know the particulars of the House bill but in my
opinion abortion should only be allowed when child birth threatens the
mothers life.

Yes, even innocent tiny little fetuses can kill.

The problem is that over 90% of all abortions in The United States
were done “for convenience.”

As president Trump stated: “The answers do not come easy.”

Vortex Force Reactor Project

Back in 2009 I became fascinated with the power of a vortex. I read all that I could about it and became convinced that I could Build a machine that taps the power of a Vortex and could produce more electricity than needed to create the Vortex. Nearly nine later I have built a machine that sustains a constant Vortex and with a bit of tweaking should be able to achieve the electricity goal. The next step is to get one built. That is where I need Your help. I have set up a GO Fund Me project to raise money to build a working prototype. I call the project the People’s Electric Cash Machine because as soon as it is successful I will be putting it out to the world and everyone will be able to save or even make money producing electricity. Click Here to see the project.

My Perpetual Motion Machine

The Water Engine
Pull to Start Double Vortex.Energy Flywheel Generator

Patent Pending USPTO #62629606
“In David Mamet’s play The Water Engine, an inventor finds the Holy Grail when he creates an engine that can run on water. Soon, however an unethical patent attorney tries to get the rights, arguing that the inventor’s employer owns the invention. The battle becomes heated and the inventor is killed – but not before destroying his invention and hiding the documents showing how he made it.” (Richard Stim & David Pressman: Patent Pending in 24 Hours).
I, Gregory Stuart GOrDon, have created a machine which I, like Mamet did in his play, have named: The Water Engine. The machine can, among other things, produce electricity simply by adding water to it and “pulling a cord” to start a positive net energy increasing reaction within the machine. The water is not burned as expendable fuel to be consumed in keeping the reaction going as is the case in a hydrogen powered engine but rather as an integral part of the machine to provide a medium to create a sustainable water vortex which is tapped by the design of the machine to produce energy.
Market Potential
In order to fully understand the market potential of The Water Engine I have chosen to answer several of the more than 50 Tests of Invention Marketability as taken from the book Patent-it-Yourself by David Pressman and Thomas J Toytschaevers.
1. Cost – The cost of the preferred embodiment of The Water Engine, a water tank heater sized version is much less than comparable Photovoltaic Solar Panels and Wind Turbine Power Installations of similar electric output. For example the cheapest five kilowatt Solar Panel System selling on Amazon at the time of this writing cost $11,995 and at maximum will produce a total of no more than 8,000 kilowatt hours per year in Florida. A five kilowatt Water Engine will produce 8,680 kilowatt hours per kilowatt each year if run full time. That is more than five times the amount the Solar Panels. Plus, as an early estimate The Water Engine should cost around half the price.
2. Installation – Installation is much simpler than both solar and wind. A water heater sized Water Engine is designed to be indoors and attach to the local Electricity Grid. This is to take advantage of the Net metering Laws now available in 43 States and the District of Columbia here in The United States. Net Metering Laws may now or soon be available also in other countries. The net metering laws allow utility customers to sell electricity produced by “green” or “sustainable” sources back to the utility company at the retail price up to the amount consumed each year at retail rate and all electricity above the amount consumed to be sold at the wholesale or “cost avoided” rate. What this means in terms of dollars and cents is that at a wholesale rate of $0.05 per kilowatt hour, a five kilowatt solar energy system is worth about $400 to $800 a year with government and utility company incentives added to the income. A five kilowatt water engine would be worth $2,000 to $4,000 a year given the same incentives. Thereby producing a payback rate of less than two years on The Water Engine.
3. Ease of mass production – There are no new materials needed to be made. Most parts can be molded and cast out of plastic or similar materials and although custom made motor / generators that convert machine produced energy into electricity may be both feasible and desirable at some point in time, there are many existing motor / generators that can be purchased off-the-shelf right now to minimize early mass production costs.
4. Easy-to-make Prototype – The custom made parts of the machine are easily crafted which will allow for a low cost easy to make prototype that will assist in demonstrating the viability of the machine and will help in the process of raising funds by attracting investors and help in obtaining licensees in the early stages of marketing the device.
5. High sales potential – The number of people to whom the device can be marketed is very large due to the universality of the most useful end product; electricity. Other known by products of The Water Engine are heat and torque. Both of these other end products can also be harnessed easily using current technology. By adding more than two vortex portions of the machine dedicated to producing optional work of the machine we can actually increase the overall power output of electricity, torque, heat or other useful work all at the same time using only one water return pump powering vortex which is a mandatory part of the machine from which the term “Double Vortex” is derived in the subtitle of the device that describes its makeup and operation.
6. Commodity Value – Due to the existence of current net metering laws and the assurance of payment by law for the most valuable end product; electricity, The Water Engine is a asset whose given value can be predetermined by very simple calculations. Therefore financing for end consumers who adopt the product early should be readily available through mortgage companies and / or licensees as they are certain of a built-in source of repayment.
7. Franchise Ready – While the manufacture of the machine may be best handled by one or a few licensees it is easy to envision distribution and servicing through a world-wide franchise operation that would allow for rapid broadly distributed investment and growth opportunity. Using the franchise model consumers could pay a percentage of their monthly income to a franchisee who would take care of installation and servicing needs for their Water Engine or Engines.

The development of The Water Engine came from my earlier studies on the use of flywheel generators in conjunction with methane gas powered turbines to generate cheap natural electricity. The nature of flywheels is such that they can store enormous amounts of energy for a long time by spinning on extremely low friction bearings. The stored energy can later be recaptured with very little energy loss and run through generators to convert the stored mechanical energy into electricity. The beauty of the flywheel is that if a source of energy is applied to spinning the flywheel the rate of speed will continually accelerate.
My desire to develop a cheap source of electricity eventually turned to the building of an electricity producing computer keyboard that would work by having the key strokes converted into circular motion via spring ratchet system and tying that circular motion into a flywheel generation system. In developing the computer keyboard electricity generation system I began to envision a different energy transfer device which consisted of a wind driven vortex. As I was at the time living in New York City I went to the Ripley’s Believe it or Not Museum and spent hours studying the motion of the huge Water Vortex in the lobby.
After studying the Ripley’s Vortex I became convinced that I could, with a bit of effort, design a perpetual motion machine that relied on the movements found within the development and sustenance of a water vortex. The Water Engine is my second attempt at gaining a patent on a vortex reaction based perpetual motion machine. While the first attempt was abandoned at the prosecution stage due to a lack of funding on my part to pay for a proper prosecution of the patent, with this attempt I have addressed to the best of my ability all of the patent examiner’s objections and my own doubts with design improvements the most basic of which is the addition of a secondary vortex or even several vortices.
The purpose of the secondary vortex is just to power a mechanical return water pump to circulate the water in the machine from the bottom of its gravity powered cycle back to the top of that same gravity cycle. One way of looking at the machine is as an Anti-Gravity machine simulating natures own water lifting rain cycle. Similarly, one way to look at the vortex through which the water is run is as a waterfall. That brings up the metaphor of The Water Engine being a mechanical cloud that lifts water into the air only to have it rain down from on high creating the aforementioned waterfall potential. We all know how easy it is to get electricity from a waterfall.

Controlling Laws of Physics
In my first attempt at building a vortex or Coriolis Force Reactor the function of the water lifting device was performed by a grid powered electric pump. According to the patent examiner for the first submission the losses inherent in transforming the power from electrical to mechanical energy and back to electrical energy would create a machine that would violate one or more of the laws of thermodynamics. That along without my capability at the time of building a prototype and my own doubts about the results of the energy conversion math forced me to give up on the patent prosecution.
As far as the examiner’s other contention that the laws of thermodynamics would prevent any attempt at all of building a perpetual motion machine I assert that this contention is invalid on the face of it. As the very name of the thermodynamic laws decree those laws deal with heat gain and heat loss. Hence we have the term thermo for the naming of the laws.
In reality the law that controls the conversion of mass into energy is the “speed” at which the mass is traveling. This is summed up by the famous equation E=MC Squared. The total amount of energy that derived from an object “E” is equal to the mass “M” of the object times the speed of light “C” if that speed is squared. While the total amount of energy that can be obtained from an object is equal to its mass times the speed of light squared. (The speed of light supposedly being as fast as an object can travel). Any increase in speed of an object will increase the amount of energy that can be derived from it.
An example of the phenomenon is this: If one were to get struck by an automobile travelling at one quarter of a mile an hour the amount of energy at the impact would be significantly less than were one to be struck by an automobile traveling at one hundred miles an hour. Another example of this would be the damage done by a bullet if dropped to the ground by hand versus the amount of damage when done when shot out of a gun.
How it works
The water engine works by greatly increasing the speed of a liquid from its entrance into a specially designed vortex chamber until its exit from the chamber after the total speed of the mass of the water ejected from the chamber is converted into energy by passing the liquid through the vanes of a flywheel turbine. This puts into play the basic nature of another of the laws of motion as relates to both the flywheel and the flow of water through the machine. “A body in motion tends to stay in motion.” It also leads to the possibility of harnessing very small and lightweight, high speed, low torque, low cost, permanent magnet generators.
The relatively large mass of liquid (12) in the circular top vortex chamber (10) and secondary vortex chamber (s) (26) start to move as the water plugs are pulled and the water is released through the now unstopped holes at the center of the chamber bottoms. As the water continues to fall through the hole a vortex (14, 28) spinning in its proper hemispheric direction will begin to drill its way down through the water until water passing through said vortex begins to be rapidly ejected horizontally out of the bottom of the hole rather than simply falling through the hole. The power inherent in the possible 700 percent or more increase in speed of the liquid as a result having been through the vortex is tapped by car air filter shaped flywheel turbine blades (18, 30) that extend up around the special depressed bowl at the bottom of the respective vortex chambers and turned into circular motion. Motion from the top chambers perform the work of the machine while motion from the bottom vortex chamber is used to spin a water return pump (40) that performs the anti-gravity requirements of the machine. The pull to start (34, 36) part of the process takes place as soon as water passing through the recirculation pump controlling vortex changes direction to horizontal. This instantly gets the flywheel up to a good speed. A good speed will at the very least keep the process going. To aid in achieving the necessary minimum speed, water that falls through the hole at the top of the recirculation pump controlling mold shaped vortex chamber first enters the chamber through a channel (24) created by the moving inner mold shape and is speeded up by built in propellers and is powered by the flywheel turbine above it. This will increase the speed of the falling water forcing it through the channel and rapidly increasing the both the formation of the vortex and maximum use of the total power potential. In order to create a Coriolis Force Reacting Vortex Circulation, water entering the vortex must enter from the outside bottom of the vortex chamber. To my mind and as is the stated purpose of this device, this process will create a natural and sustainable flow of water which for all intents and purposes amounts to me, Gregory Stuart GOrDon, having have created a perpetual motion machine.

Patent Pending USPTO #62629606

Patent Pending USPTO #62629606
List of Parts – Figure One
10. Top Vortex Chamber
12. Circulating Body of Water
14. Vortex
16. Water Blocking Turbine Housing
18. Car Air Filter Shaped Flywheel Turbine
20. Horizontally Ejected Falling Water
22. Generators a and b.
24 Mold Shaped Channel with Moving Fan Styled Interior Surface
26. Circulating Body of Water
28. Vortex
30. Car Air Filter Shaped Turbine
32 Shaft
34. Cord
36. Cord Handle
38. Flywheel
40. 40 Electro – Mechanical Pump
42. Return Water Pipe with possible one way valve endings

Patent Pending USPTO #62629606



I found the above article when doing a Google Search for one of my Howard Stern Shows that I was missing. Read the article then return here for clips from five of my stern show appearances. Missing from the list are about four or five other appearances. The one of which took the most coordination was the call-in I made from Federal Prison the day after Ronald Reagan died.

On that call I only had fifteen minutes to set up the actual call-in and another fifteen minutes to do the show. Gary was great and got the call through. I was supposed to call back on the day of Reagan’s funeral but the Prison blocked my calls and I ended up going off and doing three months in The Hole.